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Yes, I have recently transformed into a salad addict (unbelievable I know) (at Saladworks at Jem)

Yes, I have recently transformed into a salad addict (unbelievable I know) (at Saladworks at Jem)

3 hours ago
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ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

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1 day ago
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WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

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1 day ago
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thisfeliciaday:

I can’t have coffee anymore due to stomach issues so this is…such good porn for me. 

wilwheaton:

sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

AKA Sean Bonner porn.

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1 day ago
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tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

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1 day ago
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

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1 day ago
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foleadeux:

PETE THANK YOU FOR GETTING SNAPCHAT

foleadeux:

PETE THANK YOU FOR GETTING SNAPCHAT

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1 day ago
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magicalpetals:

10 Things I Hate About You i love this movieee

magicalpetals:

10 Things I Hate About You i love this movieee

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1 day ago
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I crave something I’ve never tasted.